“A person's readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.”
“LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.”
“No matter how attractive a person's potential may be, you have to date their reality.”
“Okay, Miss Speedy Pussy, this settles the matter of whether or not I do it for you. You got your first orgasm. Tomorrow be ready to deliver my first date.”
“Maturity is largely about acquiring the confidence and the competence to make your own decisions.”
“Memory changes as a person matures.”