“I've attempted suicide five times, and I've been successful every time.”
“Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.”
“I'm only twenty-five. If I've made a mistake I have time to correct it.”
“I've been on a calendar, but never on time.”
“I think that if past lives are real then we have been lovers in every single one of them. I've known you for a short time, but I feel like I've known you forever.”
“I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president.”