“They're playing groupie, so I'm playing rock star.”

“My method is based on female psychology, so it works regardless of your looks or money”

“If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile.”

“Attract, Comfort, and Seduce.”

“To get a women you have to risk losing her.”

“You play your cards so close to your chest," said Shadow, "that I'm not even sure they're really cards at all.”

“You learn that the only way to get rock-star power as a girl is to be a groupie and bare your breasts and get chosen for the night. We learn that the only way to get anywhere is through men. And it's a lie.”