“A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.”

“A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.”

“He looks like an angel, sings like an angel. He found my breaking heart a coaxed it into a new rhythm. A rhythm so sweet, so captivating, so enticing, I can’t get enough. ”

“A sermon should be like a woman’s dress. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep your attention.”

“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”

“Whoever takes me captive won't live long enough to enjoy it”

“The only thing I know about books, is that they should be like a woman's dress: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to be interesting. I read people.”