“How’s Her Royal Bitchiness?” “Alive.” “Pity.”
“You should know, Dad. Only bitchy queens use the royal we.”
“How’s the patient?” asked Derby.“Dead to the world.”“But not actually dead.”“No.”“How nice - to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.”
“Her attitude? You mean Efron enjoys spiteful bitchiness...”
“How’s Norbert doin’?”Norbert?” Charlie laughed. “The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.”Wha—Norbert’s a girl?”
“Are you getting your period?" She narrows her eyes.No! God. I hate that. I hate when every negative act is blamed on your period." Sometimes bitchiness is just bitchiness, happily unattached to anything hormonal. It should get full credit.”