“I don’t want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.”
“Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.”
“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.”
“I'm your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I'm a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge.”
“I don't want to be yours. I want to be your fucking REAL.-REMY”
“Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?''Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora.''So your inner vampire is Magnus?”