“So wifely.”
“Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .”
“No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.”
“A loving wife is a blessing! This fact means so much to every man.”
“my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens”
“Who knew the angel of sex would be so sad? ~ Time Traveler’s Wife”