“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."-Britain (after having a little too much to drink)”

“I don't want you to hate me. You have every reason to, I know. But I don't want that to be the end of our story.”

“I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say one was an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn't have. Somehow, it was better to say one was a humanist or an agnostic. I finally decided that I'm a creature of emotion as well as of reason. Emotionally, I am an atheist. I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time.”

“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”

“I have no intent. I have no reason to live, that's all. When I'm gone, I don't want to be remembered.”