“He was wearing a little bag of “Mojo” around his neck.”
“He wore binoculars around his neck the way librarians wear their glasses.”
“Jesus didn't just wear a cross around his neck, he carried it on his back.”
“The stupid thief wears the sheep bell around his neck! Such stupidity of the bad is always good for the society!”
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
“If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?”