“A nice girl should never go anywhere without a loaded gun and a big knife." ~ Sarah Agnes Prine”
“It's easy to act honorable when things are coming along and all your pastures are green."Sarah Agnes Prine”
“A book is a loaded gun.”
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.”
“It was a relationship that ended because it couldn't go anywhere, because it never should have begun.”
“Agnes: Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. Edith: That's a Cheeto. Agnes: Oh. [eats it”