“It's not fair, men get to go off and chase around the country and get medals for doing stupid things and women get to sit home and worry.”
“These impossible women! How they do get around us!”
“If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.”
“Men get laid, but women get screwed.”
“Women have bitchfests when their men do something stupid. They get together to dicuss us, compare notes and sympathize. She has to have enough chocolate to share”
“Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it?”