“It feels like cheap sex and spurious art to me, the spiritual equivalent of junk food; it may look like an éclair, but it's really a Twinkie.”
“She had a heart like a Twinkie, full of oversweet goo, yes, a real junk-food heart.”
“Violence is spiritual junk food, and boredom is spiritual anorexia.”
“It's pitiful to have a life in which junk food is awarded the same high status as sex.”
“Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.”
“Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it”