“Good ol' Rex, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
“Always the bridesmaid , never the bride." Always the godfather, never the god".”
“That's it for me. I'm fucked. As per usual. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Although come to think of it I was never even the freaking bridesmaid. Look, show your cock. It's the shortest line between two points. The world ain't giving away nice lives. You got a trust fund? You a genius? Show your cock. It's what you got.”
“Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.”
“Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid.”
“But I will never have a bride.”