“Women!” he muttered. “Can't live with 'em, can't escape even by killing 'em.”

“New Rule #1 – Don't date women who paint. Arty-farty doesn't just equal freaky in the sack, it also equals nasty genius revenge. I don't like genius when it's happening to me.”

“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”

“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark."A virgin," sputtered another."I didn't know they still made them.""He just did.”

“Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.”

“Families, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em ..”

“You can't break my heart. It's made of water.”