“The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.”
“The best way of keeping a secret is to pretend there isn't one.”
“The best form of government is one that is dying, because that means it’s giving way to something else.”
“The best way to not succeed is to keep making excuses.”
“Irony has always seemed the best approach to life, the best way to keep it at arm's length.”
“The next thing I want to say is that God's way is always the best way. It's the only way, really. And God's word clearly says he created sex for one man and one woman to share only inside the commitment of marriage”