“The best cure for the body is a quiet mind”
“Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.”
“The best cure for sadness is doing something.”
“The best cure for a broken heart is a dozen eggs.”
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”
“[...] certain it is that minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort, and like them, are often successfully cured by remedies in themselves very nauseous and unpalatable.”