“Just as no monkey is as good-looking as the ugliest of humans, no academic is worthier than the worst of the creators”
“A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.”
“In my opinion, the sun was made to light worthier toil than this.”
“Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there!”
“That man is such a damn turd monkey.""Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?""Yes, Grandma, you did."She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.”
“The ugliest truth, in the end, was still better than the prettiest of lies.”