“Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.”
“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.”
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
“Would anyone remember the story of Godiva if she lowered Coventry's taxes without taking her clothes off?”
“What can I say. We like our women only mostly tamed. Where’s the fun in a woman who’d never stab you just a little, if you pissed her off bad enough?”
“When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked.”