“These girls probably use double negatives and watch "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" with their babies instead of reading Eric Carle.”
“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.”
“And no one drank just one shot of tequila.”
“Instead, I watch myself get shot on television.”
“Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.”
“If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you’ve had junkie blood.”