“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.”
“You have succeeded in life when all you really WANT is only what you really NEED.”
“Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack)”
“It was like he was a caveman grunting, "You woman. Me man. Let’s make babies together.”
“a man is not really convinced of a philosophic theory when he finds that something proves it. He is only really convinced when he finds that everything proves it.”
“The only problem with one-man woman was that he was not a one-woman man.”