“Some parts of life have to be messy before they can become beautiful.”

“Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten.”

“It's about more than us, now, can't you see? I love you, of course I do, but some things...some things just have to be done.”

“If wishes were free, pigs would fly.”

“If I do decide to have a Girl's Gone Wild moment, I want it to be with some hot young thing, not a senior citizen-Jaycie Lerner”

“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?”

“He tries not to think about The Core...but he couldn't deny it...they were all becoming something else entirely. Darwin's Children”