“Hey, God made us sexual creatures. If he wanted teenagers to wait that long, he would have made puberty start at twenty-five.”
“If God wanted us to ask questions, he would have made us men.”
“If God wanted humans to play chess, he would have made us black or white.”
“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. ”
“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”
“Man is not defiled by his impurities. It is the other man pointing out his impurities to him, whom he is defiled by. Is there anything anyone can do, to become righteous, anyway? God made us impure. If he had a problem with that, He would have made us gods, instead.”