“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.”
“I don't give a shit how many guys you hook up with as long as you use a condom. What I care about is whether you said yes. That's the only thing that matters.”
“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane — or put your children on a plane — if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.”
“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”
“I live dangerously enough. Now what's this about condoms or tigers?”
“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.”