“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?”

“This doesn’t have to be hard, Mr. Carter. Tell me what you did or I promise that you’ll never be able to look at yourself in the mirror again.”

“You know, the world is all about balance. You lose something here... maybe somebody else picks it up over there.”

“Well, my mother did teach me a killer family recipe for a Bloody Mary. I guess I can make that next Thanksgiving-Haylee Mitchell”

“Get this under control as soon as you can young lady, because no one here gives a damn about your unlimited power-Mason Lerner”

“No, dude. I told you, we're not crazy.”

“I wonder if the folks at Christian books will fire you when they find out about your devil powers-John Gramm”