“No, dude. I told you, we're not crazy.”

“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?”

“I wonder if the folks at Christian books will fire you when they find out about your devil powers-John Gramm”

“This doesn’t have to be hard, Mr. Carter. Tell me what you did or I promise that you’ll never be able to look at yourself in the mirror again.”

“You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner”

“You know, the world is all about balance. You lose something here... maybe somebody else picks it up over there.”

“You don't find a masked man wielding a gun interesting? Tell me...what do you find interesting then-Matt Carter”