“This doesn’t have to be hard, Mr. Carter. Tell me what you did or I promise that you’ll never be able to look at yourself in the mirror again.”

“You don't find a masked man wielding a gun interesting? Tell me...what do you find interesting then-Matt Carter”

“Well, of course. But, we already knew that. I mean... I am kind of a big deal-Matt Carter”

“Well, my mother did teach me a killer family recipe for a Bloody Mary. I guess I can make that next Thanksgiving-Haylee Mitchell”

“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?”

“She'd done it again... killed another monster with his own sins.”

“If I do decide to have a Girl's Gone Wild moment, I want it to be with some hot young thing, not a senior citizen-Jaycie Lerner”