“Money, like emotions, is something you must control to keep your life on the right track.”

“Stop the B.S. (BLocking Your Spirit) and Start Living a Life You Love!”

“Marriage is nothing but a continuation of what you have already have.”

“Probably the wisest words that were ever uttered to me. Came from a therapist. I was sitting in her office, crying my eyes out. . . and she said, "So let me get this straight. You base your personal happiness on things entirely out of your control.”

“Get this under control as soon as you can young lady, because no one here gives a damn about your unlimited power-Mason Lerner”

“That's how life is: it provides these accidental answers. Or it seems to. You have to judge by results.”

“You're going on birth control...or I will smash your truck-Allison Young”