“VJ had gone to the Naval Academy, where he competed as a powerlifter and developed a distaste for military customs such as short hair and addressing people by rank.”
“He was a graduate of West Point, which is military academy that turns young men into homicidal maniacs for use in war.”
“So many people can now write competent stories that the short story is in danger of dying of competence.”
“How do you feel?" he asked him."Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.”
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“Lord Rodrik Harlaw was neither fat nor slim; neither tall nor short; neither ugly nor handsome. His hair was brown, as were his eyes, though the short, neat beard he favored had gone grey. All in all, he was an ordinary man, distinguished only by his love of written words.”