“Mages of Fairy Tail, specialise in property damage”
“Breaking things is a specialty of everyone in Fairy Tail”
“Property damage is so much easier to live with than murder.”
“OPEN WITH CARE. TRIPPLE G RANCH IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROPERTY DAMAGE, MAIMING, OR EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATHS.”
“None of [the books are] worth reading. There are no fairy tales, no faerie tails, no sword-swinging princesses or lightning-throwing gods.”
“Do fairies really have tails? Do they even exist... Like them this place as eternal mystery... A never ending adventure”