“Momiji Sohma: Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.Hatori Sohma: Yes, well, I did that on purpose.Shigure Sohma: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?Hatori Sohma: It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.”

“Shigure Sohma: Tohru's very cute in a sweet sort of way. Hatori Sohma: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.”

“Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is if it isn't a problem. Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma: Hmmm What's this Hatori I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru [long silence from the other end of the phone] Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it You naughty naughty man you Hatori Sohma: No I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.”

“KYO, YOU DUMMKOPF!!" ~ Momiji Sohma”

“Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's not what I meant Don't you have any shame Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed Yes I'm ashamed to be seen with you shouting in public. Kyo Sohma: Oh that's it We're taking this outside Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed We ARE outside you stupid cat.”

“I kept making you cry... didn't I?- Hatori Sohma”