“OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!”
“I'm home! Yuki-Kun, Tohru-Kun, I'm home! Oh, and let's not forget Stupid-clumsy-Kyo-Kun-who-lost-yet-another-fight!" -Shigure”
“♪Kyo-kun and Tohru sitting in a tree... K-I-S...♪- Shigure Sohma”
“Shigure:"A summer home like this by the lake, you half expect JASON to show up!"Yuki: "There he goes again..."Kyo: (Thinking to himself) Jieison...Jaysun? Now where have I heard that before?Shigure: "'Jason' is a new species of bear. You're so ignorant, Kyo-Kun."Kyo: "SHUT UP! I KNEW THAT!!"Hatori:"That's not it..."Tohru:"Is it a foreign kind of bear?"Hatori:"....”
“'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!”
“I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.”