“I have observed over a long lifetime that mental stability is not all it's cracked up to be.”

“Someone told me once, that he who talks to himself is conversing with a fool. I suppose there's truth in that.”

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“...for he had learned from others of their kind that death seemed to bring small comfort from the worrisome sphere of life....”

“Because of you. I fell in love with you, Alexis Brown, and Idon’t want to lose you over a glass of champagne.”

“We're losing hope in the idea of trying to convince the American people to pay attention to something that matters. To some extent we are all the enemy, all of us have failed.”

“There was never anything wrong with my life. Perhaps that was the problem... The crack in my life was the fact that I had everything I wanted, or could ever want—and when you have it all, boredom grows like a fungus, coating everything you own and everything you feel.”