“Well...you're a martyr and I'm a patron saint-I can't think of anyone better!”
“You think I should be as forgiving as you are? We can’t all be saints and martyrs.”
“A friend asks if I know the difference between a saint and a martyr: A saint is someone who radiates goodness and bears no faults. A martyr is someone who lives with a saint. ”
“Saint Claire, the patron saint of the kick-me sign.”
“I'm the Captain of the Guard-I'm not exactly a catch for any of them." There was sorrow in his eyes, though it was well concealed."Are you mad? You're better than anyone in here.”
“You're like, both like, Alexander the Great.'We can't both be Alexander.'Well sometimes I think you're two side of the same coin, and I'm the metal in between.”