“Whoever invented the spork should be killed.”
“Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God”
“Her feet were killing her. And it made her imagine traveling back in time, hunting down whoever had invented stiletto heels, and beating the crap out of him.”
“Whoever invented Englishshould have learnedto spell.”
“Whoever had invented long division has a lot to answer for.”
“May blessings be upon the head of Cadmus, the Phoenicians, or whoever it was that invented books.”