“You've got questions coming out of you like farts on Thanksgiving.”
“You've got the sexiest voice. You make everything you say sound like it tastes good coming out of your mouth.”
“When you can't wait for your ship to come in, you've got to row out to it.”
“You stand out like a fart in a church.”
“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”
“He who knows all the answers, but none of the questions is like a large gobbling bird on Thanksgiving.”