“A person's relationship with food is one of their most important relationships.”

“The absolute worst part of being depressed is the food. A person's relationship with food is one of their most important relationships. I don't think your relationship with your parents is that important. Some people never know their parents. I don't think your relationship with your friends are important. But your relationship with air-that's key. You can't break up with air. You're kind of stuck together. Only slightly less crucial is water. And then food. You can't be dropping food to hang with someone else. You need to strike up an agreement with it.”

“Relationships change even more than people. It's like two people changing. It's exponentially more volatile. Especially two teenagers.”

“the party line is that some of the most profound truths about us are things that we stop saying in the middle, but i think they do it to make us feel important”

“They're sort of ancillary anyway, friends. I mean, they're important -- everybody knows that; the TV tells you so -- but they come and go. You lose one friend, you pick up another.”

“My one friend is a screwup—a genius blessed with the most beautiful girl in the world, and he doesn’t even know it.”

“Some of the most profound truths about us are things that we stop saying in the middle.”