“People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.”
“I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else.”
“Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.”
“The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.”
“And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers.”
“If I'd thought she was uninterested, I never would have worried so much - the prospect of screwing something up is much more daunting than that of screwing nothing up. I definitely thought there was something there, and so there was something to lose, you see.”