“Up next is Noelle.'Hey, girl!''Don't you dare start calling me that. This is very nice of you to do.”

“I don't like you with Becky. She's not a very nice girl.''I don't like you with Jake. He's not me.”

“DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME, JEZEBEL! DON'T YOU DARE! Or I'll follow you to the next world and KILL you.”

“And if that is the Foremast, what do you think that sail might be called, Mr. Wheeler?""The Foresail?""Very good, Mr. Wheeler, and the next one up would be called..."..."The Next Sail, Sir?""Alas, no, Mr. Wheeler.”

“Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least INFORM me that she has a secret boyfriend? Also, if you don't call me back within five minutes, I'm going to assume you found a way back to Evanston. Furthermore, you are an asshat. That is all.”

“Leanne, would you kindly remove your nose from my ass? It's starting to chafe." - Noelle”