“I woke up one morning to discover I had lost my religous faith, as if it were a suitcase left behind in a distant airport.”

“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".”

“One morning I woke up and was plunged into psychological shock. I had forgotten I was free.”

“I had an inspiration once. I woke up one morning and I knew that it was my task to swallow fifty asprin.It was my task:my job for the day.-17 Girl Interrupted”

“What if, when you woke up in the morning, ALL you had LEFT was what you had thanked God for the night before?”

“Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but not really caring one way or the other) I lifted it up, then dropped my shorts and began to piss. Ahhh...success. Then I stumbled back to bed and passed out. It wasn't until the next morning that I realized what had actually happened. I woke to the sight of Junior standing over my bed with a look of disgust on his face. "Hey, man. Did you pee in my suitcase?”