“Life, if left untreated, can prove fatal...”

“Buy less, buy better, and really wear it.”

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”

“A job is never truly finished. It just reaches a stage where it can be left on its own for a while.”

“Hearts may break, but hearts are the toughest of muscles, able to pump for a lifetime, seventy times a minute, and scarcely falter along the way. Even dreams, the most delicate and intangible of things, can prove remarkably difficult to kill.”

“Shadow looked down at the girl on the table. “What happened to her?” he asked. “Poor taste in boyfriends,” said Jacquel. “It’s not always fatal.”

“Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.”