“Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!”
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
“And bed, he thought. Bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. Bed will be a great thing. It is easy when you are beaten, he thought. I never knew how easy it was. And what beat you, the thought.”
“In bed we laugh, in bed we cry;And, born in bed, in bed we die.The near approach a bed may show Of human bliss to human woe.”
“If you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away”