“I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.”
“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.”
“The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life”
“She had been married to a man who had never bored her and these people bored her very much”
“On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly and violently thrown away by someone who very much liked sardines.”
“I'm worried that the lady's going to be a hooker - and you're afraid she's BETTY CROCKER!Molly Jane Fletcher”