“If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!”

“Never a possession, always the possessor, with skin as pale as smoke, and eyes tawny and sharp as yellow wine: Desire is everything you've ever wanted. Whoever you are. Whatever you are. Everything.”

“And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.”

“He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.”

“You can't trust other people. If it's important, you have to do it yourself.”

“Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.”

“You're a big one,[...] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.”