“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.”
“No one teaches you how to walk away from someone who you know loves you. NO one teaches you how to say good-bye.”
“I'll teach you to kick me...'You don't need to teach me--I already know how!”
“I could teach you to drive if you 're ready to admit you don't know how.”
“God, don't they teach you how to spell these days?""No," I answer. "They teach us to use spell-check.”
“Teachers, you don't teach a subject, you teach a child.”