“Obviously, until you write Fuck It, We're All Going To Die, the Newbery Medal is still going to go to people like me.”
“I'm going to fuck you, hard. I'm going to use your body until I come inside you. And then we're going to play. All night long”
“Since we're all going to die, it's obvious that when and how don't matter.”
“I'm writing this book because we're all going to die.”
“You don't get it? He poisonded me! He poisonded me, and you're next. I'm going to die. We're all going to die." -Seth”
“If we're going to die horribly, we're all going to do it together.”