“Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely by existing, just as it is the nature of children of a certain age to cringe with embarrassment, shame, and mortification should their parents so much as speak to them on the street. ”
“Children don’t require of their parents a past and they find something faintly unbelievable, almost embarrassing, in parental claims to a prior existence.”
“I’m not even embarrassed to hug my parents in public. Except when Nathan wears a sweatband when he goes running. Because really!”
“I know parental embarrassment usually stops somewhere at fifteen, but he just kept on giving me good reasons.”
“In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.”
“Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?”