“Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians.”
“Svava: "Rule number one: Never make a fool of yourself."Riis: "Rule number two: Never be a burden to any one."Svava: "Rule number three: Always be in the fashion.”
“What can I say? Librarians rule.”
“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about owning a dick. Rule number one: It should never bleed. Rule number two: There was no rule number two. IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED.”
“Rule number one, all love starts with hate”
“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”