“Scissors! Scissors! Have ye got yer ane scissors?? Are ye deaf??”
“Rock beats scissors, bitch.”
“I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.”
“One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors.”
“I remember the feeling. Whenever my father got so absorbed in a book that we might have been in visible I felt like taking a pair of scissors and cutting it up.”
“Jealousy always trumps schadenfreude! It’s a rule from the heartbreak version of ‘rock, paper, scissors.”