“If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.”

“Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.”

“God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice."Whoopee", said Crowley.”

“His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.”

“Never f*!k with the ineffable.”

“You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.”

“There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises.”