“Never f*!k with the ineffable.”

“If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.”

“gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide”

“You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.”

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

“An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.”

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.'27 And the Lord did not ask him again.”